Little background info on me. I didn't go to an overly large Highschool. I knew the name of everybody in my graduating class, and we were all good humored. Furthermore, because of the size of my class, pretty much everybody had a friend that was a teacher. Odd, I know.
The teacher in question is Mr. Kelleher. A Burger King loving, color blind, video game playing mentor who loved to single out my friend Gilmore for pranks and taunting. All in good humor mind you.
Gilmore
Kelleher
One day my friend Potter (Not Pictured) came to school with a "magic trick". The trick was this: You would come up to him and pick a card out of a deck, you would put the card back into the deck, he would snap his finger and point at one of your pockets telling you to check your pocket. In your excitement you would reach down to see if the card was in your pocket, only to be laughed at hysterically while Potter proclaimed "Ha!, You actually thought I could do it!". Then he would walk away while you stood there embarrassed.
During one of Potter's demonstrations of said "trick" Gilmore admitted that he wanted to do the trick, but to a victim that hadn't had it done to them. So we all told Gilmore to come back at a later time that day and we'd have someone to play the minor prank on.
Gilmore left excited.
When Gilmore left we all grabbed some random kid and told him what Gilmore was gunna do. We put a random card in his shirt pocket so that when Gilmore goes: "Look in your pocket!" the kid would ACTUALLY have a card in it.
The plan was made, we now had to wait till the end of the day to see the fruits of our planning.
End of the day came. Gilmore came into the classroom, all excited.
The random kid was sitting at a desk playing chess with Potter.
Gilmore walks up to the desk all confident and asks if 'Random Kid' wanted to see a trick.
Random Kid (RK) stood up and and said yes.
Gilmore started the trick off perfectly, having RK pick a car, putting it back in the deck,
but when it came to snapping his fingers like Potter did - Gilmore spazzed and threw all the cards at RK.
All the cards hit RK in the chest and Gilmore just stood there pointing at him waiting for him to actually check his pocket.
RK then reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out some random card.
Gilmore just stood there for a second, awe struck and pale.
After about 10 seconds of us laughing at him, laughter he subconsciously did not hear, Gilmore took off down the hallway screaming "I AM MAGIC!".
To this day we still hound him by screaming 'I AM MAGIC!' when something
unexplainable happens.

random kid was dylan bro
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