HOLY shit! Don't you see I have things to do?

I work at a local grocery store in my neighboring town.

I love my job and like a good majority of people I work with... BUT frequently I am forced to endure some of the most HORRIBLE people alive. Such as:

Bring their own bags people...

Ok, at my store you can bring in your own cloth bags and save 3 cents per bag. You can save a decent amount of money over a long span of time buying groceries and putting them in your own bags. Any bag will do: backpacks, old purses, suit cases, and even cheap bags you can buy anywhere!

Problem: When you start putting items on the belt, my first reaction is to start putting them into plastic bags. Piece of advice? DON'T WAIT TILL ALL PLASTIC BAGS ARE FILLED TO GIVE ME YOUR CLOTH BAGS! Please put your bags FIRST before you start giving the cashier your items so that they don't spend 10 minutes fishing your items out of the plastic bags and transferring them into your old backpacks.

I would like to save nature just as much as you and thanks for not using plastic, but meet me half-way here.

Paper-bags....

Ok, paper-bags are extremely strong. MUCH stronger than plastic. Some older generations only use paper-bags out of tradition.

Problem: Beside the fact that paper-bags attract WAY to many old people, I would like to say: GO GREEN PEOPLE. If you use paper-bags don't bitch about weather changes or how self-ish the new generation is. Plus, paper-bags are a bitch to put items into.

Possibly to be continued..