This sparked an Idea for me. I have decided to make a porno. (Very declarative period).
Now, anybody can make a porno, just look at Youporn, a website collection of both professional and mediocre porn, but whenever I do something: It's done well. Unlike a Brenden Fraser film, or the school where Sandra Bullok learned acting.
So I have a few ideas for porn ideas:
#1: Jurassic Park: Cretaceous Parts
18 year old Amber brings her 19 year old friend Bubblez to an old peoples home to volunteer. During the drive Amber admits that she has a thing for "older men" and Bubbelz admits that she might have a thing for them also.
#2: Para-whore-mal Activity: Something is poking me while I sleep
Pretty self explanatory, we've all wanted to wank off during The Exorsist, NOW YOU CAN!
Being dragged down the steps: Kinky, Head spinning around: Sexy, Projectile vomit: Jizzed.
Now the dialogue needs some epic pick up lines to separate themselves from the others. Pick up lines such ass.
"I don't have sex partners, have stab victims."
"You won't give me head, I'll give you blunt force trauma."
etc. Anyways, give it some thought
Haha although semi-disturbing, it is also hilarious. You have one creative mind and also bring up a good point of how you can easily use a play on words to describe an adult film. I hope these ideas didn't take you that long though. After all, making a porn video does sound harder than it looks. Then again, you can do anything you set your mind to. Haha
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