Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Every now and then I meet someone with a substantially smaller IQ than me...

Cashiering, not a horrible job if you do it at an enjoyable place. I have decided to make a vague list of the types of people I meet.

1: The infected: People who are sick and decide to cough themselves to death just to grab some meaningless grocery. #1 Reason employees at any workplace become sick.

2: Slackers: People who don't have a job, don't plan on getting one, and revel in the fact that they are spending a damn good 20% of my check with their EBT cards. They don't eat healthy, usually always smoke, and at times will buy a 70 dollar bottle of liquor with their own money...

3: Business men/women: These people have either never had a minimal wage job, or have and just don't care about their roots. You will almost never be greeted by these assholes, and if you are greeted then relish in it cause god knows how long until your acknowledged again.

4: Mom/Dad and children: My seventh layer of hell, right next to sharing a small room with Brenden Frasier. Everybody has been in a store and had a baby squeal its little head off while the parents don't do anything about it.

5: Idiots: They have only to say one thing and your head will explode while trying to fathom how that person came to such an asinine conclusion. Your lucky if you get the one idiot that keeps their mouth shut and just leers at you until you answer them.

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