I think these rednecks are onto something.

Just the other day I posted this as my Facebook status:

If you live in the city, and paint your car Urban-camouflage. Can you get lower insurance costs because you have a new high end anti-theft deterrent?

It's a decent argument. In places with high theft rates having a cammo'd up car not only presents itself as Horrifically undesirable, but practically INVISIBLE!! Maybe those rednecks out there with camouflage on their cars are onto something. Should they start saving money on their insurance because their car is camouflaged?

Think about this first though: Do we really wanna give discounts to rednecks? If we let them save another -lets say- 50/75 dollars a month extra on their insurance America would quickly run out of beer, ammo sales would sky rocket to the point of almost $10 a bullet, and the deer population will go extinct.

I can also honestly say, with all the conviction in my heart, that red-necks will go crazy with the cammo and we will see the start of popularity of "theGhillie Vehicle". The ugliest vehicle you will ever see.

Yes, this on a Car

After firmly planting an image of invisible vehicles into your head, which I am happy I made you picture something invisible, you also need to remind yourself that this COULD backfire. With your vehicle being so transparent you would be running the risk of getting into accidents easier. If people can hit other cars that have stalled in the middle of the road at night, you could also hit someone's cammo'd vehicle pulling their house with just as much ease.

So please, think of the campers people are leaving in, don't give cammo discounts to rednecks.