Continuing on with my story. I was talking about this humorous film I wanna produce to a fellow, higher up employee. She offered me her niece as an actor, AFTER I had warned everyone of my "Horn-doggedness".
She gave me her nieces Facebook info and told her I was going to get into touch with her asap about the film. I got onto Facebook earlier that night and started a conversation with said niece, her name being Jessica. I tried to keep myself composed and appropriate, meaning: DON'T HIT ON HER!! Alas Facebook permeated my mind, as many of my readers know: Facebook means that you not only engage the person in conversation - but you also can look at pictures... And pictures I looked.
Lets back track some more, previous to all this Cindy (The employee I warned) had told me that while we were have a "post on wall" war between each other, her niece had seen my profile picture and thought I was quote: "Hotty". So I pretty much already had an in, alas I digress.
She was pretty damn attractive. The story could end there, but where would you realize I am epic.
I started talking about the movie Zombieland and how I got sick from pure laughter. She pronounced that she was dying to see it.
Cleverly I told her that if she needed to see it she should find someone who had already seen it, and nearly got sick from laughter. After locating that person she should ask him/her if they wanted to go see it again. Then she asked me to go see it with her.
Short but purely epic.
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