I was nervous, I sat up front away from the more aggressive kids. I kept to myself and listened to my country CD's in my portable. Oh yes folks, I was badass in all my Garth Brookes Thunder rolls mayhem. I don't care what you say, I was still more badass than Brenden Fraser in the Mummy series...
Anyways, I learned a lot on the bus, and admit it - you did too! I either learned something or did my first act of something on a bus. Not in chronological order, here they are.
1: Learned what a prostitute was.
2: Had my first kiss.
3: Felt my first boob.
4: Learned about condoms.
5: First fight.
6: Learned about ROCK.
7: Saw my first Porn magazine.
8: Learned about Pokemon....
9: Learned about Marijuana.
10: Learned about Alcohol.
11: Learned that Penis jokes can be made ANYWHERE.
12: Learned about different sex positions.
13: Learned about guns.
14: Was told about cars.
Anyways, we have all learned things on the bus. Name something you don't see on the list:
What kind of bus did you ride?? I admit that as a kid, I did learn allot from riding the bus. I learned how to swear and how to pass long periods of time. It’s interesting to see how much kids get away with when they ride the bus. That’s why they get bus monitors. Those are times you just can’t forget.
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