For people really interested in watching Brokeback Mountain I will warn you: If you didn't like No country for old Men you will not like this.
The movie starts off slow, like pretty much every other cowboy movie - except in this one you know some ones ass is about to get rode like a bull at a rodeo. The cowboys head to the mountains to do some wrangling of sheep, and soon to wrangle wang. During one of the nights of being a cowboy they share a tent do to bad weather.
Heath's character awakens from what appears to be a nightmare and is quickly calmed down by Jake's character through an aggressive grab, that turns into a kiss, then pants come undone, spit, hump, finish, then a denial of being gay... Being how I have little to no knowledge of the homosexual world, this movie was acting as an ambassador to the lifestyle. After seeing this sex scene I have come to one conclusion about homosexual males: To them, there is no such thing as fore-play. Just meet and hump.
Then both characters go back to normal life where they meet and wed women, have kids, and think about each other.
Some years later they meet up and decide to go "fishing" and bar hopping, which you later find out means grabbing each other tackle and literally hopping on each others bars. Heath's characters wife spots these two doing their fighting style kissing fest before they continue onto go fishing.
As a ploy to discover if they are really fishing and not going at it like a Youporn ad, Heath's characters wife write a note on his fishing pole to bring back some fish. On the way out the door he almost forgets his fishing poll, and his wife has to remind him to take it. But as a viewer, you know thats not the rod he wants to play with, he already has his poll, its just not packed yet, you follow?
The movie continues on like this for about another hour.
I won't lie, the movie was not a scary gay film like most straight men think. If you can sit down and watch the Notebook with your girlfriend or date, you can survive seeing this. I saw it and the only reason I didn't like it was because the whole thing wasn't relatable for me. Not gunna call it a "Must see", but it's not an "Avoid at all cost". Any straight man with confidence in sexuality will live!
Alas, I give this movie a rating of Worst Porno Ever.
Heath Ledger spoke like Boomhower from King of the Hill.
Jake Gyllenhaal grew a pedo-stache
You do get to see Anne Hathaway's boobs though..
No real time reference
Decent amount of ass kicking
Explanation could've been needed in some scenes
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