Recently I was outside work talking to a fellow co-worker and enjoying a cigarello. I'm not a smoker, but he was, and I happened to find cigarellos in my car, I have them for poker nights.
As he was smoking and I was "Smoking", a highschool boy clearly too young to even think of smoking! Approached me and my co-worker. He asked if I would buy him some "Cigs", slang for cigarettes, and handed me 10 dollars. Looking at my co-worker I got an idea and took his money, then headed into the store.
I went inside, bought the most colorful package of Marlboros and walked outside opening the package. I handed the young male his left-over money and pulled a cigarette out and lit it right in front of him..
"Dude, the cigarettes?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh no, I'm not giving em to ya." I said, returning his raised eyebrow.
At this point the young male looked confused and angrily expressed that he was gunna "get me" for making a fool of him.
I, in a very polite fashion said: "Like what? You gunna tell the cops I stole your under-age "cigs", or do you really want your ass beat?" I would never hit a young-en, but I hope the statement would invoke fear in the boy, and it did.
The boy walked away and I was left with some cigarettes. Problem is, I don't "really" smoke.... Did I mention he cried?
As a smoker, I hate you for this. You stole his money. Boo, sir. Boo.
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